Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog
is that justin bieber?
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
only weak people don’t wear black in summer
at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut
I think I made you up inside of my head - Sylvia Plath